Some of my favorite Alice in Wonderland quotes:
The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. "Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?" he asked."Begin at the beginning," the King said gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
"See all the trouble you started?" exclaimed the March Hare."But I didn't think...." said Alice."That's just it. If you don't think, then you shouldn't talk.
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked."Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.""How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice."You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
Doorknob-Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
Mad Hatter-No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.
Alice: And how many hours a day did you do lessons?
The Mock Turtle: Ten hours the first day, nine the next, and so on.
Alice: What a curious plan!
The Gryphon: That's the reason they're called lessons, because they lessen from day to day.
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things." "I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
love your quotes. my favorite are:
ReplyDelete"Which road do I take?" asked Alice
"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cat
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
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"Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle."